A dramatic reading of 50 Shades of Grey
“His erection SPRRINNGGSS INTO VIEW!”
“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”—
50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
50 Shades

like an aching, lonely lady of the night
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
(via i-found-you-justine-time)
“I’m very well practiced in the likes of vanilla coitus.”
(via lastallianceofelvesandmen)
