conradverner:

A dramatic reading of 50 Shades of Grey

“His erection SPRRINNGGSS INTO VIEW!”


corgisandboobs:

8thfloorwindow:

“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”

50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)


"Trust me, Miss Steele,” he groaned wantonly like an aching, lonely lady of the night, but manly as well because he is so manly and dominating and sultry. His voice was like liquid mercury and just as dangerous. It was titillating. “I’m very well practiced in the likes of vanilla coitus."

50 Shades

like an aching, lonely lady of the night

like an aching, lonely lady of the night

like an aching, lonely lady of the night

(via i-found-you-justine-time)

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“I’m very well practiced in the likes of vanilla coitus.”

(via lastallianceofelvesandmen)


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